Make me cum. Again: you’ll know. Orgasms are like the price of heels at Balenciaga. If you have to ask, get the fuck out.
Make me cum. Again: you’ll know. Orgasms are like the price of heels at Balenciaga. If you have to ask, get the fuck out.
reel big radishes.
fuck I want this
THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE
My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…
you could have some epic Jedi battles with those
in case you feel like your life is spiraling out of control, hang on and look at these clean cuties
The Office inspired nail polish collection by Essie.
THERE IS NOTHING I WANT MORE ON THIS EARTH THAN A “RYAN STARTED THE FIRE” ORANGE NAIL POLISH
(Source: stillyourbiggestflan, via inlovewithmcbrayer)
Happy Father’s Day from Tyler, The Creator.
(Source: tyler-daily, via skkate)
this came in the mail for me, along with two other gems.
eeeep, watch out world, foxy boxy coming through
•popcorn
•miso butter
•semi sweet chocolate chips
•maldon
if I die tonight, it’ll be with blue hair, coral lips, red wine, and a LBD on.
Actually I’ve always imagined it would end like this
micro morel