Shut the front door.

My poor heart / pussy

2 gross 2 b luved

Sitting across from your doppelgänger.

• it’s so nice to be able to dress up put on a cute face

• on sundays, we drink margaritas

• 🎶 i wish that i could eat every sikil pak in da world 🎶

• bought myself two new books
one to read while listening to jazz
and one to learn about japanese food

• throwing temper tantrums is exhausting.

i’d give it 5.25/10 ⭐️

mini vacay starts.. Now

i’ve got riesling running through my veins

"You should be angry. You must not be bitter. Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. It doesn’t do anything to the object of its displeasure. So use that anger. You write it. You paint it. You dance it. You march it. You vote it. You do everything about it. You talk it. Never stop talking it."

— Maya Angelou  (via nauseous247)

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shishitō no kodomo-tachi

shishitō no kodomo-tachi


Le Irreplaceable
George Barbier, Le Soir (1924) / Irreplaceable, Beyonce


Le Irreplaceable

George Barbier, Le Soir (1924) / Irreplaceable, Beyonce

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wish casual sex with strangers was like sex and the city where yr worst worries are dicks that are too small and dicks that are too big or generally bad sex and not like being murdered whatever

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Tags: satc sex

i ran downstairs to grab the mail, ran into the door latch, and almost ripped my nipple off


today was national kissing day wtf well im eating broccoli and croutons w/ ranch dressing in a bowl and listening to hotel room by pitbull i feel like this is eerily similar to what happens when im making out so

Tags: exactly

did you mean national #toastytuesday?  😍

did you mean national #toastytuesday? 😍


They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

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Yaaaas day off yaaaaassss

Yaaaas day off yaaaaassss

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