glitter-me-life:

Céline Gold Plated Oxfords

glitter-me-life:

Céline Gold Plated Oxfords

my new obsession

my new obsession

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butgravity-alwayswins:

butgravity-alwayswins

butgravity-alwayswins:

butgravity-alwayswins

"Every city has a sex and an age which have nothing to do with demography. Rome is feminine. So is Odessa. London is a teenager, an urchin, and in this hasn’t changed since the time of Dickens. Paris, I believe, is a man in his twenties in love with an older woman."

— John Berger  (via emilylouiseb)

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2013 “a bear in the bay”

2013 “a bear in the bay”

thefuzzletor:

Inspirational pokemon photos.

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"

When men tell me to change my hair color.

-Do you pay my bills/taxes?
-Do you make me cum?
-Are you making stars shoot out of my pussy?

Oh no, you’re not?

My hair is green, bitch.

"

— Katana Fatale (via katanafatale)

Tags: GET IT thinker

meaning of your dreams?

i was eating dinner at saison last night. out pops the chef (dennis leary) who was throwing a surprise party for the staff. one guy even had a pet capybara on a leash. then, everyone got served halibut tacos except for me. i had to eat flax and cucumbers.

emilylouiseb:

I want to stay in bed with you on Sunday mornings.

emilylouiseb:

I want to stay in bed with you on Sunday mornings.

(Source: 17sailors)

before you send someone an ugly message perhaps exfoliate your skin, set some life goals and contemplate why you’ve reached this point

(Source: 7ae, via telapathetic)

"

We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do.’ Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time.’


“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle … ‘Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went ‘KFHGSKG’ and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!’ If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz.’

"

— Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via light-thematch)

THANK YOU THANK YOU LOUIS CK

(via pleasurewithpressure)

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#creepingcharlie dropping beets and turning up the bass @chazfortune @sepiachicago

#creepingcharlie dropping beets and turning up the bass @chazfortune @sepiachicago